THOTS

-its been a rough day, i went to put on a shirt and a button fell off, went to pick up my briefcase and the handle fell off, im too afraid to go to the bathroom!

-for some reason there has been a slight uprising amongst the few viewers of this site and i have been told i need to start updating this again. so here is my half ass attempt at being funny. my apologies ahead of time

-[this ones for you whitney] knock knock. whos there? interrupting cow. interrupting c-MOOOO.

-the world is bitches (xx) and bastards (xy), and i try to associate myself well with both groups

-im not sure why it happened, but it happened. im so so very sorry. my deepest regrets whitney, i hope you heal up soon.

-:puts phone away: "hey, who was that?" "that was MILF, she wants us to come over and hang out"

-i just remembered there is going to be a sequel to resident evil... and i just found out it comes out on the 10th. im actually kind of excited

i just want to wish you the best at your endeavors. i hope you have a great year of school, be safe, but party hard.

-i had a dream that we ran into each other in a restaurant. i showed up with my friends, you were there with yours. i saw you, you saw me. we didnt speak. its gotta mean something when you dont even speak to each other in your dreams...

-school supplies: 2 bic pens, 4 packs of college ruled paper, and a parking sticker... i really miss colored pencils and elmers glue.

-LDs party-hard-last-weekend-before-school-starts wasnt all that special... maybe next year

-"i had a dream about you" "awesome" "you ran me over repeatedly with a big-wheel until i cried" "oh"

-i called, you didnt answer. i emailed, you didnt reply. no reason to carry on. last straw.

-sand is indeed a mysterious substance. but galveston was fun for the most part, good party jennifer, you rock!

-i was scheduled for 7 hours of work this week.... so until june 13, i am a house maid for hire. [will clean naked for tips]

-"we'll find you a girl LD... oh hell, we'll find you two!" -jennifer & meranda "two is better than one" -sean

-a girl asked me for a cigarette, my friend gave her one, the girl then proceeded to look for a lighter in her pocket but instead pulled out her underwear... crazy kids

-"your band sounds alot like awesome, with some obvious influence from fucking cool!" -LD describing derricks band

-4 day party weekend is going strong, i on the other hand,am not. but im having fun, and thats what its all about

-courtney, courtney's mom, morgan, amy, and possibly others, i apologize for the late night call

-i may not know what i want... but it sure isnt hard to decide what i dont want. im not sure how that works...

-i got a new cat, her name is silver.... she looks like a miniature siegfried and roy tiger

-"im trying to find the atmosphere of this place.... but im just not getting it. its like rain forest cafe meets starbucks" -LD describing cafe express [or at least trying to explain it]

-i discovered that a friend from high school is now a stripper... would it be wrong to ask if she does birthday parties?

-im out of school, finally. how did i spend my first summertime afternoon?... working! how did i spend my evening? cleaning/detailing my truck for tomorrow's big events! yes! and lastly how did i spend my night? updating this site and photoshoppin' like a mofo! [new artwork is up, by the way]

-"i want a header and a footer for my car!" -ashlee [cars and microsoft word documents have nothing in common]

-couldn't sleep, now i have a final and 8 hours of work with only 2 hours of rest under my belt! SCORE!

-"so what are your plans for this weekend mr cowboy?" LD replies: "hopefully getting some fucking sleep"

-finals week begins today... needless to say, im ready for it to be over already and its only monday morning

-i dont know how it happened, but i could have sworn today was the 28th... i seriously would have bet my life on it

-"have you noticed the increased flow of hot girls through uscan?" LD replies "nah, they just show up when im working :wink:"

-meranda and sarah dropped by this afternoon, catching me in the middle of some hardcore car wash action... luckily no one was hurt.

-third-person-talking derrick got annoying. third person talking rubbed off on LD. die derrick, LD says

-LD's Lost & Found has grown so much i have decided to start posting everything on ebay if not picked up in 5 days.

-work, work, work, class, class, class, play, play, play, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep.

-one conversation included the following: eating food off a woman's naked body, identifying a unicorn in a cloud formation, why sitting on a fire hydrant is uncomfortable, the environments water/evaperation/rain cycle, and smuggling drugs into the country. later i had a discussion on the benefits of prostitution and why i turned to it to make money last summer.

-"i think there's some hanky-panky going on in there" LD replies: probably more like "yanky-yanky" since his girlfriend left 30 minutes ago captain oblivious.

-"LD, if your scared i'll go home with you... if you're scared of the sachinator.... he's no bear" -josh [talking about bigfoot/sasquatch]

-i've discovered that being doped up on medicine 24/7 isnt so bad... but i think im forming an addiction...

-after being asked "why are you smiling?" LD says: i just realized i am completely surrounded by women

-dinner reservations made, ring in its little black box, waited, no show. moved reservations to the next night, ring in box still, waited, arrived late, broke up. thats life i suppose

-last term paper due today. only 17 days left of classes [not that im counting or anything]

-funniest purchase of the day: condoms, a magic toy, and handcuffs. i told the customers "have a nice night" and then winked

-two maximum strength flu pills before class was a bad idea. its a good thing i made it to school before the medicine kicked in cause i couldnt feel my hands or my legs most of the time i was there. [which made walking across campus to my second class very interesting].

-to describe how much i hate my job, after getting a pay raise, and better hours, i still got an application to work at express.

-finished all of my papers [early, actually]. so i had plenty of time to party this weekend!

-my neighbors are out of town, so the friend that was house-sitting let us party at their house, neighborly love!

Disgusted with my position so submissive I am the only way we get away is give in sharpen up the razors stab the needles into pipes to kill cravings so sick of this in me can’t stand the want to

There’s no use to fight this wrenching tourniquet of deprivation obedience subservience leads to substance

-played pool just about all weekend but it was great! getting a pool table was my best investment yet!

-pete, the party was awesome! nicole and anton, nice to see you again, hope your art gets you far! ashlee, michelle, and casey, we need more talks on the bench! tom, you are the keg stand master!

-LDs Lost & Found now includes a camo baseball hat, a black collar shirt, an orange lighter and swimsuit bottoms.

-i skipped class today to hang out at the library with a friend... does that make me a nerd or a rebel?

-i got my text messaging problem fixed today. so be looking forward to receiving my random weird-ass text messages during class again! i know you're as excited as i am!

eyemaster: no problem, come have a seat and i'll get your spontaneously combusting eye wear fixed up in no time!

Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.

Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.

While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.

Like just 9% of the population you are a HEALER (SECF)-- caring, good with people, and patient. You are completely selfless and full of love. As a concrete feeler, you do well with your emotions, which are very strong. You understand and appreciate *why* you feel the way you do, and for the most part you're at peace with yourself.

In relationships, it's easy for you to get hurt. Avoid all kinds of dominant (D***) people, *especially* in dating or marriage. You are a motherly figure, even if you're a guy. If you're a girl, make sure you're a mom some day. The world's children need people like you.

On the rare occasions when you try to assert yourself, you're cute and awkward, but highly effective.

You have achieved the Golden Mean! You are 35% pickup-able! Regardless, you like to flirt, but not with ugly people. And when you lock eyes with the right person, you know how to turn the sparks into a towering inferno. But sometimes you won't give people the time of day, which is mean when they really just need to know what time it is. In general, make sure you smell good.

You are 82% compatible! You're SO in! I mean, this is a match made in heaven. You're in there like swimwear. You've found your match and you better hold on tight, because it don't get no better than this. Congratufreakinlations! But don't blow it, though. Seriously. This is it. The big one. If you screw this up, there's a pretty good chance that you'll probably die homeless and penniless and no one will ever love you. But, hey, buddy, no pressure!

Damn, Rico! You are... 82% dateable! Attractive and confident, witty and charming, a healthy ambrosia-based diet... you're wanted in the 48 contiguous states, you slayer. Call me. Seduce me. Make me a woman! Not only do you know how to turn a girl's engine on, but you also know how to oil, lube and rotate it. You put the "elation" back into "relationship," and the "night" back into "one-night stand."

-im going to try to finish building the new part of my deck today. soon the pool table and bar will be up and ready! party at my house all this summer! woo hoo!

-curtis, im sorry to hear about your "lose." im in similar position too. no worries, we'll fix you right up this weekend!

-all thats keeping me from dallas now is a paper to write, a book to read, and several hours of driving!

-Rose [a friend of mine] put my picture up on hotornot.com. i finally got her to tell me the password so i could delete it. this is how it turned out: to my surprise my final score was 8.8 and here are some interesting comments i received while my picture was on the site.

"Morgan is a lucky girl, she snatched up an 8.8er... and that doesn't even calculate in your awesome personality"

-the compliments are lies and the negatives are lenient im sure. back to reality and time for my head to stop its swelling. all in all it was an interesting experiment, thanks rose!